I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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