Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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