So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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