Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I supernannyed him into submission
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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