do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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