What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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