I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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