Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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