you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Randomize