was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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