Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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