I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
