The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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