just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Watching her eat just hurts me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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