I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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