Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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