have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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