East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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