You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
