Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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