how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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