O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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