If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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