do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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