3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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