Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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