I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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