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he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I love you. Go after that dick
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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