am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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