I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
