Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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