oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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