is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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