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Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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