He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You took a bar mat shot.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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