watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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