operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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