Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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