he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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