Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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