I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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