PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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