I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
