this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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