My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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