Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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