You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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