well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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