i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
whose parrot is this?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So here I am, sexting at work.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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