just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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