Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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