Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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