i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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sex in a hospital.. check
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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