Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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