No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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