I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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