I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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