wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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